Vivek Wali a.k.a. Jhabra Baba, inmate of hostel 4, room 143 has escaped the confines of his mind and is now roaming free. He was reportedly 'tripping balls' this morning after an overdose of legal drugs. He is armed and dangerous, loaded with an arsenal of misanthropic and homophobic bullshit. You can spot him by his dazed look, his wild and unkempt( but totally awesome) hair, his attempts at disproving the laws of physics and habit of addressing people as members of the phylum protozoa.
If he approaches you do not run or laugh, but listen to him patiently and offer him a ciggarette and show him a movie. This should be enough to bring him to borderline insane which is his normal operating frequency.
Thanking you
Me. Or me. No me!
Its actually the rest of us.
3 comments:
you neeeed. to stop.
scary.
heh.
wtf???
MAN!!! you sound like you're perennially stoned...!!!
i wasnt stoned. I was very very buzzed on coffee and lack of sleep.
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