Not feeling particularly creative. Hence putting up a piece by some of my favorite writers ever.
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'Maybe we should just be friends' or 'How very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love."
Rose Walker
Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman: The Kindly Ones"
"Say, whoever you are, you know what Freud said about dreams about flying? He said it means you are really dreaming about having sex.
Really? Then tell me what does it mean when you dream about having sex?"
Rose Walker, Dream
Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman: Season of Mists"
"Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges."
Terry Pratchett's "Mort"
"We might find out why mankind is here, although that is more complicated and begs the question "Where else should we be?""
Terry Pratchett's "The Last Continent"
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc, etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Douglas Adam's "Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy"
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Now Feeling : Sore
Now Playing : Pink Floyd - Atom Heart Mother
Now Reading : Electronic Devices and Circuits by Alan Mottershead (funny name)
P.S. : had a change of mind about the whole facebook notes thing.
Monday, November 24, 2008
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3 comments:
u screwed the strags man..
Possibly the second person I know who knows about Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.
Salut Monsieur, we need more people like you.
Have you read Endless Nights?
Salut mademoiselle, its nice to meet fellow enthusiasts of the kind of literature i like.
And yeah ive read endless nights, but quite a while back.
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