Trousers of Time

I'm tired of them. They hit me all the time. They don't let me think, sleep , study ,read ... (you get my drift).
Always pulling me away from what I'm doing, wasting my time.
They force me to go back in the past and look down the other leg, speculate and imagine.
Why don't they leave me alone, those bloody "What ifs".
P.S. : I'm not smart enough to make up that title, borrowed it from one of Terry Pratchett's books.


Favorite quotes (from books and such):

• He was highly strung as a harp on amphetamines.(Terry Pratchett)
  
• Give a man a fire and hes warm for a day, set him on fire and hes warm for the rest of his life.(Terry Pratchett)
  
• What do atheists scream when they come?(Bill Hicks)

To be continued.......